I’m So Blue

JEAN CLAUDE
Now Madame Blueberry was a sad little berry.
She lived by herself in a house in a tree…
And her butlers would show up each morning at nine.
They’d open the dorr to hear Madame whine…

MADAME BLUEBERRY
I’m so blue-hoo-hoo,
blue-hoo-hoo,
blue-hoo-hoo hoo!
I’m so blue
I don’t know what to do!

BOB AND LARRY
She’s so blue-hoo-hoo,
blue-hoo-hoo,
blue hoo-hoo hoo
She’s so blue
she don’t know what to do

JEAN CLAUDE
Her butlers whose names were Bob and Larry
Would help her with chores in her house in a tree
Bob would wash dishes for Larry to dry.
Madame would stack them and then start to cry.

MADAME BLUEBERRY
I’m so blue-hoo-hoo,
blue-hoo-hoo,
blue-hoo-hoo hoo!

BOB AND LARRY
She’s so blue
she don’t know what to do

MADAME BLUEBERRY
These dishes are faded,
their edges are chipped!
This rose is on backward
and this one is flipped!
These spoons are too tiny,
These forks are no good!
These knives have gone dull
and don’t slice
like they should…

My neighbors have nice things,
I’ve seen them myself–
In fact, I keep pictures
up here on my shelf!
Look at this new flatware

Words and Music by Mike Nawrocki