Promised Land

PA GRAPE
It’s time?

SCOOTER
It’s time?

JIMMY
Did he just say it’s time?

PERCY
We didn’t have a lot of fun in the desert.
We didn’t have a lot of fun in the sand.

TOM GRAPE
But saddle up your cow

PERCY
it’s all behind us now!

ALL
Because we’re goin’ to the Promised land!

JIMMY
For years I’ve eaten nothing but manna!
A dish that is filling, but bland.

JERRY
But now we’re on our way.

PA GRAPE
I’ll have a cheese soufflé!

ALL
Because we’re goin’ to the Promised land!

And in the Promised land it’s gonna be so grand!
We’ll have our fill from the grill, as much as we can stand!
It’ll be so great!  Oh, we can hardly wait!
‘Cause we’re goin’ to the Promised land!

SCOOTER
The dining was lousy with Moses
But we’ll be feasting with Josh in command!

JIMMY
I’d like a taco, please
and some pintos and cheese!

ALL
Because we’re goin’ to the Promised land!

And in the Promised land it’s gonna be so grand!
We’ll have our fill from the grill, as much as we can stand!
It’ll be so great!  Oh, we can hardly wait!
‘Cause we’re goin’ to the Promised land!

And in the Promised land it’s gonna be so grand!
We’ll have our fill from the grill, as much as we can stand!
It’ll be so great!

JIMMY
With waffles on my plate!

ALL
‘Cause we’re goin’ to the Promised land!

PA GRAPE
I hear it’s flowing with milk and honey …

JIMMY
Sounds sticky.

ALL
‘Cause we’re goin’ to the Promised land!
Ya, we’re goin’ to the Promised land!
‘Cause we’re goin’ to the Promised land!

Reprise

JIMMY
Ahhh!!  Boy, did I pick a lousy day to wear my contacts!

ALL
And in the Promised land
It’s gonna be so grand!
We’re gonna march through the streets,
walking hand in hand!
It’ll be so great!
Now we don’t have to wait!
‘Cause we’re goin’ to the Promised land!
Yeah we’re goin’ to the Promised land!

JIMMY
Does anyone have any saline?

Music & Lyrics by Phil Vischer