We Are the Grapes of Wrath

GRAPES
We are the grapes of wrath! We’ll never take a bath! It is our style to seldom smile and never laugh!

PA
We are the…

GRAPES
Grapes of wrath! So stay out of our path! There’s no escape from cranky grapes. We are the grapes of wrath.

MA
I’m Ma…

PA
I’m Pa…

GRAPES
This is our brood.

PA
We’re grumpy and we know it!

MA
That’s Tom and Rosey,

PA
They’re both rude!

GRAPES
…and not afraid to show it!

TOM & ROSEY
We’re not the folks you’d like to meet, we bicker by the hour…

TOM
While other grapes are nice and sweet,

ROSEY
…we’re really rather sour!

GRAPES
As we go driving by,

TOM
I might spit in your eye!

ROSEY
…or throw a snake in your milkshake to make you cry!

PA
Cuz we’re the…

GRAPES
Grapes of wrath so stay out of our path! There’s no escape from cranky grapes. We are the grapes of wrath! There’s no escape from cranky grapes. We are the grapes of wrath!

Music and Lyrics by Kurt Heinecke & Phil Vischer