The Bunny Song

NEZZER
The bunny.  The bunny.
Whoa!  I love the bunny!
I don’t love my soup or my bread, just the bunny!*
The bunny.  The bunny.
Yeah!  I love the bunny!
I gave everything that I had for the bunny!

I don’t want no health food when it’s time to feed.
A big bag o’ bunnies is all that I need!
I don’t want no buddies to come out and play
I’ll sit on my sofa – eat bunnies all day!
I won’t eat no beans – and I won’t eat tofu.**
That stuff is for sissies, but bunnies are cool!!

GIRLS
I don’t want no pickles I don’t want no honey,
I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny!
I don’t want a tissue when my nose is runny,
I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny!
I don’t wanna tell ya a joke that is funny,
I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny!
I don’t wanna play on a day that is sunny,
I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny!
(girls repeat under Nezzer)

NEZZER
The bunny.  The bunny.
Whoa!  I love the bunny!
I don’t love my soup or my bread, just the bunny!
The bunny.  The bunny.
Yeah!  I love the bunny!
I gave everything that I had for the bunny!

Words & Music Phil Vischer

When this video was first released in 1995, the original lyrics were:
 *I don't love my mom or my dad
 **I won't go to church -- I won't go to school

Big Idea changed the words to what we have today after discovering that small children were singing along with these "bad" lyrics.