The New and Improved Bunny Song

NEZZER
The bunny.  The bunny.
Whoa!  I ate the bunny!
I didn’t eat my soup or my bread, just the bunny!
The bunny.  The bunny.
Oh!  I love the bunny!
But now I feel real sick in the head from the bunny.

I didn’t eat my salad
I didn’t eat my steak
I had too much candy and got a tummy-ache.
I need to eat good food to help me to grow.
I’ll obay my momma cause she loves me so.
Yeah! I’ll go to church and I’ll go to school.
That stuff is important and I ain’t no fool.

GIRLS
I don’t want no pickles I don’t want no honey,
I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny!
I don’t want a tissue when my nose is runny,
I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny!
I don’t wanna tell ya a joke that is funny,
I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny!
I don’t wanna play on a day that is sunny,
I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny!
(girls repeat under Nezzer)

NEZZER
No no no girls. No that’s wrong. I learned my lesson. Oh, you’re gunna get tummy-aches. Now you stop singin that stuff. Listen here girls. Oh no.

The bunny.  The bunny.
Whoa!  I ate the bunny!
I didn’t eat my soup or my bread, just the bunny!
The bunny.  The bunny.
Oh!  I love the bunny!
But now I feel real sick in the head from the bunny

Music & Lyrics by Phil Vischer