The Rumor Weed Song

RUMOR WEED
Have you heard the one about Alfred?
A dangerous robot, I’m told!
He’s got lasers for eyes, and a microchip brain,
His skin is terribly cold.

NEZZER
We’ve heard the one about Alfred
It’s strange …

DAD PEA
Amazing!

DAD CARROT
But true!

NEZZER
But now that we’ve heard about Alfred
We’d like to hear more about you!

RUMOR WEED
Moi?
I’m a rumor weed! I’m a rumor weed!
A tiny little story is all I need
To make a big mess
I’m a rumor weed!

NEZZER
So what is a rumor?

RUMOR WEED
It starts as a story,
Maybe it’s true, maybe not
But once you repeat it,
It’s hard to defeat it
Now look at the mess that you’ve got!

ALL
Uh huh!

RUMOR WEED
Yeah, Alfred’s a robot,
Everyone knows!
The story is all over town.
We rumor weeds know how a rumor can grow
Just like a big weed in the ground!

RUMOR WEED
I’m a rumor weed!

ALL
Yes, it’s true!

RUMOR WEED
I’m a rumor weed!

ALL
Oo, oo, oo!

RUMOR WEED
A tiny little story is all I need!
To make a big mess!
I’m a rumor weed!

RUMOR WEED
I’m a rumor weed!

ALL
Yes, it’s true!

RUMOR WEED
I’m a rumor weed!

ALL
Oo, oo, oo!

RUMOR WEED
A tiny little story is all I need!

ALL
You’d better watch out for the rumor weed!

RUMOR WEED
I’m a rumor weed!

ALL
She’s a rumor weed!

RUMOR WEED
I’m a rumor weed!

ALL
Yeah, a rumor weed!

RUMOR WEED
A tiny little story is all I need!

ALL
You’d better watch out for the rumor weed!

RUMOR WEED
A tiny little story is all I need!

ALL
You’d better watch out for the rumor weed!

Words by Phil Vischer. Music by Kurt Heinecke and Phil Vischer.