Asteroid Cowboys

SINGERS
Asteroid!
Asteroid!
Asteroid!
Asteroid Cowboys!

LARRY
Yehaw!
Oh, my little rocky dogie,
Your orbit has be stirred.
Don’t you dare be sneaking out,
Gotta get back to the herd.

It’s lonely out in outer space,
They say it never ends.
I know you’ll feel much better
Back here with all your friends!

LARRY, JUNIOR, JIMMY
Home, home, out in space.
Keeping them asteroids in place!
And here they’ll all stay,
But if one gets away
We’ll dig in our spurs
And give chase!

LARRY
On my trusty rocket horsey,
So swiftly do I ride.
I blaze a trail with fiery tale;
My posse at my side!

JUNIOR AND JIMMY
Yeah, we’re his asteroid posse.
We roam the Milky Way!

LARRY, JUNIOR, JIMMY
We lasso up them asteroids
If any go astray!

LARRY
Home, home, out in space.
Keeping them asteroids in place!
Oh, we gotta take care,
‘Cuz without any air
The vacuum will suck out your face!

LARRY
Why do I chase these asteroids?
I suppose it’s just my thing.
Big or small, I’ll rope them all,
So yippie kay yay, I sing!
Yehaw!

JIMMY
Whoppie Ti Yo there, Cowboy!

JUNIOR
You’d better pull back soon!

JUNIOR AND JIMMY
You’re having fun,
but cut and run
Or you’ll run into that…
Moon!

LARRY
Sleeping out under the stars.
So much beauty out here to admire.

JIMMY
Oh, the ground’s never damp,

JUNIOR
But when we set up camp,

LARRY, JUNIOR, JIMMY
It’s impossible to light a fire!

SINGERS
Asteroid cowboys in space!
Keeping them asteroids in place.

Words by Mike Nawrocki
Music by Mike Nawrocki and Chris Davis