It’s Laura’s Fault

JUNIOR
It’s Laura’s fault.
She broke the plate.
I tried to stop her!
She said she had to
demonstrate her apple chopper!

The apple chopper worked just great
but chopped right through your bowling plate.

It’s Laura’s fault.
She broke the plate
It’s true!
And that’s the tale I have to tell to you!

It’s Lenny’s fault.
He broke the plate.
He’s very naughty!
Just how was I to know
he hated Art Bogatti?

He gave it to a crocodile
who chewed it up for quite a while.

It’s Lenny’s fault.
He broke the plate.
It’s true!
And that’s the tale I have to tell to you!

Music & Lyrics by Phil Vischer