LARRY & MR. LUNT
Chicken!

MR. LUNT
Kung Pao
LARRY
Chicken!

MR. LUNT
Mongolian
LARRY
Chicken!

MR. LUNT
Sweet and Sour
LARRY
Chicken!

MR. LUNT
Cashew
LARRY
Chicken!

LARRY & MR. LUNT
Do the Moo Shoo!
Moo shoo shoo, moo shoo shoo, moo moo moo,
shoo shoo shoo, moo shoo moo, shoo moo shoo!

LARRY & MR. LUNT
Pork!

LARRY
Mandarin
MR. LUNT
Pork!

LARRY
Barbecued
MR. LUNT
Pork!

LARRY
Sweet and Sour
MR. LUNT
Pork!

LARRY
Spicy Shredded
MR. LUNT
Pork!

LARRY & MR. LUNT
Do the tofu!
To fu fu, to fu fu, fu fu fu,
to to fu, to fu to, fu to fu!

MR. LUNT
Stop! Break a fortune cookie!

LARRY
“Beware of grape with wooden mallet.”

MR. LUNT
Ain’t that the truth.

Words by Mike Nawrocki
Music by Mike Nawrocki and Kurt Heinecke